Zim or Invader Zim battled Cryptosporidium in Invader Zim Vs. Cryptosporidium. He later appeared as a cameo at the end of Shinji Ikari Vs. Rorschach, and Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls: The Unshitty Version. He was voiced by Molemanninethousand on all occasions, as was his sidekick and in–battle supporter GIR.

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Zim is the main character of the short–lived but extremely well–remembered Nickelodeon cartoon series of the same name created by famously twisted cartoonist Jhonen Vasquez. He is a member of the evil, intergalactic empire–running race known as the Irkens, and is a certifiable psychopath even by their standards, but also stupid enough that his cruel intentions rarely come to serious fruition.

Prior to the series, Zim accidentally sabotaged and ruined a mass–invasion program he was part of by starting his attack before leaving his home planet, killing all the other would–be invaders in the process. He was then banished to the fast food–centric planet of "Foodcourtia" to be a fry cook for the remainder of his days. However, some time later, when the aforementioned invasion program was being conducted for the second time, Zim returned, having failed to understand what his banishment was meant to entail and remaining eager to carry out invasion. The Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, instructed Zim to go to a random, remote location in space which they assumed to be vacant, giving him only an obsolete small ship as his vessel and a defective version of the normally–competent robot minion that assisted actual invaders as his partner, expecting him to die. However, the designated location, by sheer coincidence, happened to be that of Earth.

Earth is portrayed in Invader Zim as an insignificant and uncultured world, and humanity as near–universally unpleasant, ignorant and stupid creatures who could easily be conquered by any real Irken invader. However, Zim's extreme incompetence prevents him from making any real progress in subverting their "primitive" society, despite the only major resistance to his schemes coming from Dib, the only person around who is smart enough to realize that he is an alien yet not quite savvy enough to further realize that he poses no actual threat.


Verse 1Edit

LIES, all LIES, you filthy, LYING hack!

You're a bigger LIAR than the guys from Mars Attacks!

Like radioactive pants, invader blood runs through my veins;

You're a drunken mooch who can't live up to his game's name,

But lives up to his name, spewing verbal diarrhea!

A clone's clone's clone with nonexistent genitalia!

My tech has madman style, with a hint of cyberpunk.

Yours is all derived from cliched B–movie junk!

Lay a finger on me, and I'll sic my lawn gnomes on you;

Send a pig back in time, and clog the tube that spawned you!

Path of the Furon? Try "Path to your DOOM"!

I'll use your own Black Hole Gun to send you to the moose room.

You're just as dumb as the beast in that dimension,

And Destroying All Humans isn't even your intention,

While extermination truly is my mission's ambition!

If you're named for parasites, they should've called you "Head Pigeons".

Verse 2Edit

YOU FOOL! Don't question my hardcore blackheartedness;

I called Dibs on my victory before we even started this,

Because I AM ZIM! I'm evil to the brim;

I do whatever I want, when I want and on a whim!

Like one of your Burrow Beasts, I'm audacious and voracious;

Your LIES don't discourage me, 'cause I'm downright tenacious.

Your nightmare has begun, and my plan is underway

To make this battle bloodier than GIR on a bad day!

I'll see your Psychokinesis that reads people's thoughts,

And raise you the voice of Tim Schafer's Psychonauts!

You may be a one–man army, but that doesn't deter me;

I've gone toe–to–toe with R. Lee Ermey!

The gloves come off now; Nick can no longer stop me

From going outright homicidal like my name was Johnny,

Cutting all the crap and sending you straight to your tomb!

I'm serving up some DEATH, so enjoy your DOOM!!!

Verse 3Edit

Oh, please; You've gone native, you're a filthy xenophile!

No wonder you'e hated even by your own bastard child.

I'm Psychopathic like ICP; Nick couldn't handle me,

And I don't give a flying poop taco that they cancelled me,

Because like Santa, I live on in people's minds and hearts,

As well as up in space, AND on DeviantArt!

And even now, a decade later, I'm still a Hot Topic!

Your legacy's like your Shrink Ray victims: microscopic.

Cameo dialogue:Edit

– Congratulations!

– Give me my robot back!


  • He is the first/second character to attempt to murder their opponent in cold blood, with Avatar Aang doing the same in a battle written prior to Zim's but released in video form later.

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