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XJ-9 or Jenny battled S.A.I.N.T. #5 in S.A.I.N.T. #5 Vs. XJ-9. She was voiced by Anna Valenzuela in her MERB debut.

Information on the Rapper[]

XJ-9, better known as Jenny or Jenny Wakeman, is the main character of Nickelodeon's My Life as a Teenage Robot. She is an android, the ninth in a series, created by mad scientist Nora Wakeman as a peacekeeping machine, but is more interested in trying to live as a normal teenage girl.

Lyrics[]

Verse 1:[]

Shut your nonexistent mouth, you glorified parrot.

You have so many "Bugs Bunnies", your CPU's a carrot!

I need another hero to fight, not a WALL–E reject like you.

Go back to selling bootleg toys with that lookalike of Apu!

You say I'm the bigger freak here? I'd say you're more frightening.

I was created sentient; you had to get struck by lightning!

I'm making tremors with my rhymes, of which I've got tons.

You're such an outmode, you couldn't even beat XJ–1.

A Titanic train wreck's what you are, so call me an iceberg.

I've seen livelier performances from Steve Guttenberg!

You're less threatening than Killgore, and phonier than Silver Shell;

I'll kick your shiny metal ass straight down to Robot Hell!

I'm the hottest blue–bodied bot this side of Cortana.

Your "input" couldn't please Rosie from Hanna-Barbera!

While I'm saving the world, you're struggling with street thugs.

Tim Blaney was a million times better as Frank the Pug!

Verse 2:[]

You're short–circuiting, Johnny. I oughta empty your hard drive.

And in any case, last I checked, nine is greater than five.

I'll summon all of my sisters, call up the Teen Team,

Beat you worse than Oscar did, and fry your brain with frickin' laser beams!

Oh Yeah! My body's got more firepower than Ratchet,

And built–in utilities rivaling Inspector Gadget!

I am the ultimate android; the all–American gynoid.

Strength of 1,000,070 men; that's more than Hulk on steroids!

Trivia[]

  • First Nickelodeon character in the series.
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