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Eragon:

Now that those fools have been dealt with, you're in trouble

Your bizarre plotline is more flawed than Tronjheim's tunnels

Rhymes cutting you more cleanly than Zar'roc did to Durza

Scabbers is the most bizarre right hand man since Bhurse

You're parents died by special effects, Brom took a Ra'Zac blade

I'm rolling with Solembum, your feline BFF should be spaid

Rocking Algaesia from Surda to Farthen Dur to Uru Baen

This chump is confined to the British Isle, what a shame

You were a curse on the resistance, since Before you were born

You took down a troll? My gaze leaves Kull up and torn

I'm not restricted to a twig, I have my own potential, see

And sure in book seven you took down Voldemort, eventually

If you face the Hrethcharach I'll leave a Knurlheim dead

Spit hotter fire than the flames leaping off my blade's lead

Potter, you're a bigger Thorn in my side than Murtagh

Alfakyn and Knurla, you're naught but a sorcerer human dag

Nasuada needn't tell me to take down this hideous Gryffin

I walk the Du Vrangr Gata, and you'll be going missing

I won't need Waise Heill to withlast your disses, drajl

You'll end up like the Half-Blood Prince or the Weasley farm

You claim to be a hero and saviour, more a thardsvergundzmal

Draw your Gryffindor blade, en garde, but Brisingr won't be dull

Harry:

Time to open up my Chamber of Secrets for a rap storm

You're a permanent Saiyan, powering up with a new form

And when I let loose in a fight - wins, I stack 'em up

My rhymes are more destructive than a bombarda maxima

I kept the peace with the Centaurs with my wisdom

You wasted time on dwarven bilogy and elvish mannerisms

I beat my foe at every point but one, how bout you 'gon?

If my kids saw you spitting, I'd be like "just move along"

You're verses are so ear rape its like Saphira's drunk again

I'm an original story, modern Lord of the Rings times ten

Riding around on my Firebolt I'll outrace your dragon

You speak nonsense like Blagden, I've got sensible braggin'

Killing a dragon shouldn't be harder than the Basilisk

You look blue, and you had to heal upon cutting your wrist

I'm guessing Luke Skywalker here hasn't got my credentials

It costs me nothing to do magic, like infinite potential

You're teachers drop like flies - just like your royalty

Ajihad, Hrothgar, and Islanzadi - just stop bothering me

Wielding the Elder Wand, so many times your feeble level

I'll have to avoid the rock so I won't see you, blue devil

You could've saved Carvahall if you weren't so headstrong

Leave a bigger hole in the Varden than the Deatheater throng

Eragon:

I'll flay Deatheaters and then put a Dauthdaert in faux Smaug

Saphira's the only dragon worth it in a rap or death all-out

Not sure whether to put you in Azkaban or just stomp your wand

You're a pitiful weakling, unarmed you bend like a palm frond

You'll bow to me now, in this wizards duel I breached your mind

Do you even block? Can't stop a boulder with a twig, or rhyme

What chance would you have against a the dragon grimstborith

All you have is a cloak, a twig and a rock from mere myth

Forget your Deathly Hallows, Brisingr'll be your Deathly Gallows

Hunt you down with more determination than when I avenged Garrow

The greatest mental tool one can have is logic, that's the truth

But I have more sage wisdom than Oromis when I really let loose

I'll blow up Sheamus like those Urgal's, burn your house's banner

I can see that my rhymes are hitting harder than Hrothgar's hammer

The brother of a king, the bro out of Durgrimst Igneitum

And when a witch challenges my clan I quickly ignite them

I don't need to look with Saphira's eyes to see your footprints

Elva won't shield you when I stomp like a Nagra's hoof hits

I hear Haggrid died - how about I tell Guntera about that

Vae weohnata ono veragri, eka thaet otherum, and that's a fact

If only I could tell Ginny that you fought with some valour

You best bow before me now, Waise neiat, or declare me your Valdr

Harry:

You won't kill me, nor will you ever be the lord of this OG

Make you a Mourning Sage like your Master, Oromis the deceased

From Dumbledore's Army to the final rebellion, I'm a leader

You go under Orik, Arya, Nasuada and Orrin - a bottom-feeder

One of the greatest magicians ever, over the Twins and Trianna too

No matter how much I understand, I'd never have empathy for you

You weren't even in The Fall - I watched Voldemort take power

But it seems I'll have to bring in my bro to make you cower

Ron:

Eragon:

Orik:

Ron:

Orik:

Harry:

Hermione:

Eragon:

Saphira:

Hermione:

Saphira:

Harry:

Luna:

Eragon:

Arya:

Luna:

Arya:

Harry:

Dumbledore:

Eragon:

Brom:

Dumbledore:

Brom:

Harry:

Neville:

Eragon:

Roran:

Neville:

Roran:

Harry:

McGonogall:

Eragon:

Oromis:

McGonogall:

Oromis:

Harry:

Draco:

Eragon:

Murtagh:

Draco:

Murtagh:

Harry:

Eragon:

Harry:

Eragon:

Harry:

Voldemort:

Eragon:

Galbatorix:

Voldemort:

Galbatorix:

Harry:

Eragon:=

Harry:

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