Now that those fools have been dealt with, you're in trouble
Your bizarre plotline is more flawed than Tronjheim's tunnels
Rhymes cutting you more cleanly than Zar'roc did to Durza
Scabbers is the most bizarre right hand man since Bhurse
You're parents died by special effects, Brom took a Ra'Zac blade
I'm rolling with Solembum, your feline BFF should be spaid
Rocking Algaesia from Surda to Farthen Dur to Uru Baen
This chump is confined to the British Isle, what a shame
You were a curse on the resistance, since Before you were born
You took down a troll? My gaze leaves Kull up and torn
I'm not restricted to a twig, I have my own potential, see
And sure in book seven you took down Voldemort, eventually
If you face the Hrethcharach I'll leave a Knurlheim…
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R: It looks like time for the tag team...
K: ...To beat the ego out of a duo we deem...
R: ...Unworthy of this double kick and Hadouken...
K: ...Being instead an MK punk and a manual Shoryuken!
R: I'd like to point out, that Fist is not Iron.
K: We'll leave Carl in a rap cage like Siryn!
R: Heroes for hire? More like pay for fails!
K: Just check out Alpha, we're tough as nails!
R: So just you watch as I spin through the air...
K: ...And I go in for the kill - a death scare!
C: It's 'bout time you two shut up and let us have a go.
F: I can sense this blondie's chi has a distorted flow!
C: An unbreakable man...
F: And a master of mentality!
C: We'll empty your health bar in one blow!
F: Done drastically!
C:Jewel'd punch a hole in Chun-Li!
F:You don't have the Guile.
C: Watch m…
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I dared myself to make a sequel to some awesome and some not so awesome rap battles. This is one of the awesome ones, Avatar Aang Vs. Ben Tennyson. It features rappers Avatar Aang and Ben Tennyson. The prologue is for the Youtube video's description.
Aang, it looks like we're at this thing again
Beat a Chromastoned monk more ways than 10
The truth is, I'm Waybig-er than you ever were
The reality: you're a chump, I'd rather face Ong
Crush you into submission, won't take long
Zuko couldn't touch my Tadenite cousin Kevie
Shoot you into more pieces than TF2's Heavy
Four arms on one, Bentopia crush your city
Now you face the Rath of Khan in this ditty
And Rook could knock Sokka six times in a row
After you have a verse I'll match it blow by blow
Beat all y…
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