Triple H battled Harold, Heather and Chris McLean assisting Vince McMahon in Chris McLean Vs Vince McMahon. He was voiced by Joseph Sylvers.

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Triple H (Hunter Hearst Helmsley), real name Paul Michael Levesque, is a WWE professional wrestler, and a business executive for the performance company both onstage and in the real world. He is married to Stephanie McMahon, making him Vince McMahon's son-in-law.


When you talk shit 'bout the boss's girl, you cross the King of Kings, bitch:

An ass-kicking's what you've asked for, so I'm stepping in to bring it!

Watch the terror in your unhappy campers rise when they see me.

My killer's blood runs cold and blue; that's why they cast me in Blade Three!

Now, are you ready to be buried by combat's NXT Evolution?

I'll assassinate you through cerebral verbal persecution!

Try to play me, and you're bound to lose! My Pedigree is vicious;

Straight-up shatter suckers' faces easily as Chyna dishes!

I'll atomic wedgie Harold 'til it's his obliteration;

Make him blow up like the namesake of his source of inspiration!

Then I'll have my way with that fat, gassy cow he calls his Venus;

She'll let me be her sledgehammer, and the hammer is my penis!

Frankly, I'll turn these two pussies Inside-Out fifteen times over;

Call me Thirty Hs, then, although I lack a chainsaw-boner!

I'll sink you for good, McLean; this is the day the drama died,

While I was singing: bye-bye, Mr. Canadian guy!

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