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Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 5 Jenny Vs

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 5 Jenny Vs. Johnny (OLD VERSION)

S.A.I.N.T. 5 Vs. XJ-9 or Jenny Vs. Johnny is the fifth installment of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles. It features military robot who gained sentience S.A.I.N.T. #5 from Short Circuit against cartoon teenage robot XJ-9.

Cast

Molemanninethousand as S.A.I.N.T. 5 and Announcer

Anna Valenzuela as XJ-9

Lyrics:

Johnny:

Hello, bozo! Do you suck bolts? Yes, I think so!

Surrender right now before I squish you like Play–Doh!

You can call me Johnny–Five, and yes, it's true that I'm alive.

You are in store for a battle that I doubt you will survive!

I'll disassemble you and leave your parts outside to rust;

Cause you more vexation than the ones you call "Crust".

I've got your number, Jenny, and I'm gonna make you pissed.

Think you'll threaten to recycle me? Well, you can recycle this!(middle finger)

I'm a true, classic robot, while you're more like Frankenstein.

I'll have Los Locos kick your shiny metal ass to Cluster Prime!

But rest assured, I'll reassemble you when this is over,

And give you a new life as my personal "snow blower".

Jenny:

Shut your nonexistent mouth, you glorified parrot.

You have so many "Bugs Bunnies", your CPU's a carrot!

I need another hero to fight, not a WALL–E reject like you.

Go back to selling bootleg toys with that lookalike of Apu!

You say I'm the bigger freak here? I'd say you're more frightening.

I was created sentient; you had to get struck by lightning!

I'm making tremors with my rhymes, of which I've got tons.

You're such an outmode, you couldn't even beat XJ–1.

A Titanic train wreck's what you are, so call me an iceberg.

I've seen livelier performances from Steve Guttenberg!

You're less threatening than Killgore, and phonier than Silver Shell;

I'll kick your shiny metal ass straight down to Robot Hell!

I'm the hottest blue–bodied bot this side of Cortana.

Your "input" couldn't please Rosie from Hanna-Barbera!

While I'm saving the world, you're struggling with street thugs.

Tim Blaney was a million times better as Frank the Pug!

Johnny:

Ha ha ha, ho, nyuk nyuk! Your jokes are hilarious!

…Oh, wait, you really meant all that? In that case, you're delirious!

I've read all about the real you; took me two seconds flat.

You're really lazy! A slacker! A mopey, whiny brat!

Go back to High School, or better yet, Kindergarten!

My movie's getting remade; your show is practically forgotten!

You're going up against a S.A.I.N.T., with a soul straight from Jehovah.

I've got Gigawatts of power, and this is my verbal supernova!

By the time you're a match for me, they'll have made an XJ–10!

I'm an icon! A celebrity! A U.S. Citizen!

I've gone gold! Still think you can beat me? Bitch, please.

When I'm done, you'll only be able to speak Japanese!

Jenny:

You're short–circuiting, Johnny. I oughta empty your hard drive.

And in any case, last I checked, nine is greater than five.

I'll summon all of my sisters, call up the Teen Team,

Beat you worse than Oscar did, and fry your brain with frickin' laser beams!

Oh Yeah! My body's got more firepower than Ratchet,

And built–in utilities rivaling Inspector Gadget!

I am the ultimate android; the all–American gynoid.

Strength of 1,000,070 men; that's more than Hulk on steroids!

Poll

Who won?
 
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The poll was created at 20:12 on September 25, 2018, and so far 0 people voted.

Trivia:

  • This is the first battle to use the name "Moleman's Epic Rap Battles" in-video.


S.A.I.N.T. 5 Vs. XJ–9
N/A
Battle Information
Release Date August 14, 2013
Number 5
Views 2,800+
Length 3:26
Timeline
Previous Penelope Vs. Gadget Hackwrench
Next Nigel Uno Vs. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Other Information
Actors Molemanninethousand
Anna Valenzuela
Rappers S.A.I.N.T. 5
XJ-9

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 5 Jenny Vs

Moleman's Epic Rap Battles 5 Jenny Vs. Johnny (REMASTERED)

Johnny Vs. Jenny (REMASTERED) is a remaster of the fifth installment of Moleman's Epic Rap Battles. It was released on July 8, 2018.

Cast

WrightOnTarget as S.A.I.N.T. 5

Stacey Patrone as XJ-9

Lyrics

Johnny:

Hello, bozo! Do you suck nuts and bolts? Yes, I think so!

Surrender right now before I squish you just like Play-Doh!

You can call me Johnny Five, and it's a fact that I'm alive;

You're in store for a battle that I highly doubt you will survive!

I'll disassemble you and leave your parts outside to rot and rust;

Bring more Vexation to you than some cousins from the upper-Crust!

Jenny, I've got your number, and I'm gonna make you pissed:

Think you'll make some threat to recycle me? Well, you can recycle this!

I'm an authentic, classic robot, while you're more like Frankenstein.

I'll have Los Locos kick your shiny metal ass way up to Cluster Prime,

But rest assured: I'll reassemble you when this is over,

So you can enjoy a new life as my personal "snow blower".

Jenny:

Shut your nonexistent mouth, you glorified, oversized parrot;

You have so many "Bugs Bunnies", your CPU is a carrot!

I need another hero to fight, not a WALL-E reject like you.

Go back to selling bootleg toys with that wack lookalike of Apu!

You say that I'm the bigger freak here? If you ask me, you're more frightening.

Mom programmed me fully sentient; you had to get struck by lightning!

I'm creating tremors with my rhymes, of which I'm spitting tons;

You're such an outmode, I doubt you could even handle XJ-1,

'Cause a Titanic train wreck's what you are, so call me an iceberg.

I've seen performances more lively from Steve Goddamn Guttenberg!

You're less threatening than Killgore, and more fake than Silver Shell;

Watch me drop-kick your shiny metal ass straight down to Robot Hell!

I'm the most smoking-hot blue-bodied bot this side of Cortana;

Your so-called "input" couldn't please Rosie from Hanna-Barbera!

While I save the world from cosmic threats, you struggle with street thugs,

And old Tim Blaney was a million times more dope as Frank the Pug!

Johnny:

Ha, hee-hee, ho-ho-ho! Those jokes of yours are just hilarious!

…Oh, wait, you really meant all that? In that case, you're delirious!

I've read up on the real you; it took me two seconds flat:

You're just a lazy, shallow slacker, and a whiny, mopey brat,

So haul yourself back to high school, or better yet, to Kindergarten!

I'm preparing for rebooting, while you're practically forgotten.

Know you're up against a S.A.I.N.T., with a pure soul straight from Jehovah;

I've got Gigawatts of power: here's my verbal supernova!

By the time you're a match for me, there'll be an XJ-10;

I'm an icon and a celebrity: a U.S. Citizen!

I've gone gold! Still think you can beat me? Bitch, please.

When I'm done, you'll only be able to speak Japanese!

Jenny:

Methinks you're short-circuiting, Johnny; I should empty your hard drive,

And in case you couldn't do the calculation: nine's greater than five!

I'll bring my sisters back online, send out a call to the Teen Team,

And beat you worse than Oscar did, then fry your brain with frickin' laser beams!

Oh Yeah! This Clanker's got more firepower still than Ratchet,

And enough built-in utilities to match Inspector Gadget!

I'm the ultimate in androids; the all-American gynoid,

With the strength of 1,000,070 men: that's more than Hulk on steroids!

Poll

Who won the remaster?
 
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The poll was created at 00:57 on October 4, 2018, and so far 0 people voted.
Johnny Vs. Jenny (REMASTERED)
N/A
Battle Information
Release Date July 8, 2018
Number 5+
Views 500+
Timeline
Previous Penelope Vs. Gadget Hackwrench
Next Nigel Uno Vs. Ernst Stavro Blofeld
Other Information
Actors WrightOnTarget
Stacey Patrone
Rappers S.A.I.N.T. 5
XJ-9