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Remy LeBeau battled The Once-ler, Garrosh Hellscream, Aku, T. E. Lawrence and Julian Robotnik in Moleman's Epic Rap Battles News. He was voiced by David Ohlsen.

Information on the RapperEdit

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LyricsEdit

Well, you'd best be glad to fold 'em when in comes to this martial master

With Uncanny vocal talent; that's why I was on X-Factor!

My whole brain's intact, my full deck's stacked, and I'm too hot to handle;

Rolling solo as I steal this show, this time I won't get cancelled!

I went through worse than your war days 'fore being old enough to drive;

My flow'll make you crash and burn like this was Nineteen Thirty-Five!

I forge Apocalyptic verses, even out of Horseman mode:

Lyrics so charged with energy, they're prone to make a mic explode!

Tatum'll kill it when he steps up as this mutant casanova;

Sittin' through your Kitschy film, though, damn-near put me in a coma!

I'd've just made out with Rogue, had I known I'd be risking that,

But see more pussy than your "love life" when I feed my Disney cats!

If you think you're on par with me, your skulls are thicker than my accent;

I'm a loyal heir of thieves, but you can call me your assassin!

As for aces up in sleeves, this ragin' Cajun has the most;

The slickest Gambit since the master-strokes of

So, um, I guess this means the rap is over, and we, having each gotten our chance to shine, all win, eh?

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