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Machete battled Bob Parr, Helen Parr, Helen Parr, Violet Parr, Dash Parr, Jack-Jack Parr and Syndrome alongside Gregorio Cortez, Juni Cortez, Carmen Cortez and Ingrid Cortez in Parr Family Vs. Cortez Family. He was voiced by David Ohlsen.

Information on the RapperEdit

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LyricsEdit

Aaarrgh, enough talk from Kahuna! Now, Noncredibles, get ready

To eat your own words and say "uncle" for real, 'cause it's Machete, Here to aid his family!

No; by murdering our foes with all my namesakes in this jacket!

Kids, avert your eyes; I'm gonna make a Grindhouse of this place:

Slaughter some sucker supers, then go killMel Gibson up in space!

Machete don't text, he don't tweet, and he don't beat 'round bushes, either;

I'll end you less hesitantly than I did that robo-Bieber!

I'm a Train, ploughing head-on into these devils in red spandex;

Helen, I've seen rubber bands entail more wondrous elastics!

Answered Estevez's duty-call, and I'd vote Trump for president

Sooner than sparing you the cost of messing with this Mexican!

Deporting you to Hell with wild, exploitative flair;



Even Raul the Ghoul agrees your style's broke beyond repair!

I've got eight eyepatches for future use by you wack, low-life bozos,

Once I leave you blind as Luz, and swallow Jack-Jack whole like Kronos!

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