I make women faint with just the style of my walking!
— John Travolta

John Travolta backed up L. Ron Hubbard against L Lawliet in L Lawliet Vs. L. Ron Hubbard and appeared as a cameo at the end of the Season 1 finale. He was voiced by David Ohlsen both times.

Information on the Rapper

John Travolta, born 1954, is an amairican actor, dancer and general celebrity personality who initially rose to fame in the 1970s with his roles in films such as Saturday Night Fever (for which he received an Oscar nomination) and Grease. After his initial popularity and "pretty boy" image went away, he returned to a lesser part of the spotlight in the 1990s starting with his role as a wise–cracking hitman alongside Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction, for which he was nominated for another Academy Award, and since then has enjoyed success through films such as Get Shorty, Face/Off, Ladder 49 and Disney's Bolt.

John Travolta is also prominently a member of the infamous "religion" that is Scientology, and notably starred as the antagonist in the legendarily unsuccessful film Battlefield Earth, which was based on one of L. Ron Hubbard's novels.


I'm a Greased Bolt of Lightning; own five airplanes.

Saturday Night Fever, before you could spell your name!

While your guys waste time on shit like "Operation: Clambake",

I'm helping with real problems like the Haiti earthquake!

I'm Basically Perfect! I have good reason to brag;

Even look damn–near Divine dressed up in drag.

You say I'm gay? Dude, Look Who's Talking!

I make women faint with just the style of my walking.

I'm sure you've been told that you need a psychiatrist,

But I'd instead direct you to the Oxford Analysis.

I warn you, though, it might be hard to Stay Alive,

If your auditor decides to use the R2–45!



Oh man, I shot L in the face.

Hey, I didn't mean to do it; the gun whent off, I don't know why.

So, uh... does this mean we win?


  • He is the second real person in the series that raps normally, and the first modern, A–list celebrity to be featured.
  • He is the second backup rapper to kill a main rapper, after Harley Quinn.
  • John Travolta was mentioned by Elphaba in Elsa Vs. Elphaba, referencing a recent incident where he, while introducing Idina Menzel, actress for both Elphaba and Elsa, at the Academy Awards, accidentally called her "Adele Dazeem".