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Garterbelt briefley assisted Panty and Stocking against Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles in Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls and the same in Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls: The Unshitty Version. He was voiced by Paul Bergen in the original and voiced by Joseph Sylvers in the remake.

Information on the Rapper[]

Garterbelt is the third and secondary title character of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt. He is a negro priest who acts as the supervisor and ineffective mentor to the fallen angel sisters in their mission to regain access to Heaven, and can regularly be seen yelling at them over their sinful behavior. Garterbelt is later revealed to have once been a crime lord who died in a predictably violent manner and as punishment for his acts in life was made immortal and reborn back at the beginning of time, essentially making him the legendary Wandering Jew. Despite being more disciplined than the other title characters and a supposed man of God, Garterbelt is not without his own major vices in the present, engaging in masochistic activity during his private time and exhibiting homosexually pedophiliac attraction to the other male lead, Brief, though this, like many other depraved details throughout the series, is played for comedy and never seriously acted upon.

Lyrics[]

Original[]

The name is Garterbelt, better known as the Master G,

And I will personally smite the Announcer if he attempts to dismiss me!

You shouldn't even be surprised that I'm joining this battle;

Those two bitches and I are a trio; look, I'm in the goddamn title!

While it is indeed commendable, your efforts in fighting crime,

Your experience is NOTHING, hear it: NOTHING next to mine!

I've been here, observing history, since the beginning of time,

And that kind of worldliness makes for some killer skill with rhymes!

While all the shit you've said about those hoes I mentor may be true,

I'm basically Tony Montana as the Wandering Jew!

I know of only a handful of things more badass than that,

And I've seen it ALL! Even my hair is ready for combat!

Unshitty[]

Master G with zero "E"s is here to give the mic a whirl;

Know when I say I'll pump you full of bullets, I ain't talking squirrels!

The Scarface version of the Wandering Jew's rap-mastery's eternal,

But I highly doubt we'll see your blowing-up-to-bits' reversal!

Even my afro's combat-ready!

Like big-screen stardom, for the task of besting us, you're just not fit.

…You'll be envious of Chuck for being destroyed so few times over!

Aw, shut your hoe-ass mouths; I shouldn't have let you drag me into this!

Damn, these pricks are spastic!

Wait, what the fuc-

Trivia[]

  • He is the series first black character and first gay/bi character.
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