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Gadget Hackwrench battled Penelope and later Penny Gadget in Penelope Vs. Gadget Hackwrench. She was voiced by two-time guest star Ilean Ing.

Information on the RapperEdit

Gadget Hackwrench is one of the main characters of the classic Disney television cartoon Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers.

LyricsEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Okay, seriously? Again? I mean, really?

We've been through this before. We all know it's you, Penelope.

What's with you and disguises? Are you some sort of schizo?

In any case, crazy or not, you're a dirtier rat than Rizzo.

I'll get the obvious out of the way; better to say it now than later:

Just like Peter "Scabbers" Pettigrew, you're a no–good little traitor!

You sold out your only friends in the world… to a skunk.

Are you dense? Are you brainwashed or something? Are you drunk?

No, I'm convinced you're just an idiot, plainly and simply.

You're rightfully hated, whereas people freaking worship me!

You may have numerous skills, but they won't matter at all

When I chuck my namesake straight into your face like "Dodgeball"!

No Sly trick of yours will work against this opponent.

Don't you know who I am? I'm the MacGyver of rodents!

I'll Sucker Punch you back to the Dark Ages, you loon!

If you're the Black Knight, I'll be leaving you with more than just a flesh wound.

Verse 2:Edit

Stop. Right. There. I am on the very verge of R.A.G.E.

You must have more brain damage than Phineas Gage!

And if you're a pirate, then you're worse than those guys in Somalia.

And that yellow jumpsuit; who do you think you are, April O'Neyla?!

It's like you're going out of your way to seem unsympathetic.

Here's some serious advice: say something apologetic!

I'm giving you one last chance: back off, or by golly,

I'll string you up and hang you out to dry like Sir Raleigh!

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