Information on the RapperEdit
Ed is one of the titular main characters of the Cartoon Network animated series Ed, Edd and Eddy. A companion and accomplice to Eddy along with Edd, he is very unintelligent, speaking in a stereotypically low-pitched "dumb" voice, and is obsessed with horror/monster/sci-fi B-movies and comics. Some of his more memorable antics in the series include eating all the food in the entire neighborhood while sleepwalking, believing himself to be a monster when dressed as one and going on a rampage, and assaulting many people on Halloween night, hallucinating them to be monsters from the media he consumes.
Laying lyrics down on Termite Terrace twerps like butter on my toast.
Unlike our Big Picture Show, your effort's ending won't be happy!
I needn't channel any viking to slay these three little creeps;
I put away more snacks than Wakko's appetite while I'm asleep!
Didn't bring my monster suit, but still my disposition will be beastly,
As I beat the living gravy out these runts of unclear species!
The water tower couldn't succeed at keeping you impounded,
But I'll dig a hole and leave the Warners six-feet-under-grounded!
I bet you'd get along with Johnny, 'cause you're dumb as hunks of wood.
Leave you more desperate for relief than when Ringo here needs to piss!
You'll need a nurse for real!
We're making this the most brutality-filled song since "That's My Horse"!
We're tear you new anuses as redress for Yakko's planets song!