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Blossom battled Panty, Stocking and Garterbelt alongside Buttercup and Bubbles in Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls, and again in Panty and Stocking Vs. The Powerpuff Girls: The Unshitty Version. She was voiced by Anna Valenzuela both times.

Information on the RapperEdit

Blossom is one of the title characters of The Powerpuff Girls. Like her sisters Bubbles and Buttercup, she is an artificially created little girl whose ingredients of "sugar, spice and everything nice" were accidentally mixed with "Chemical X", creating superpowered triplets. Blossom is identifiable by her red color scheme and is known as the most level-headed of the trio and its leader.

LyricsEdit

OriginalEdit

Shut your fatherfucking mouth before I'm forced to smack a bitch.

You're the biggest slut I've ever seen outside of Maury Povich!

Yeah, I don't normally swear, but with you involved, it's a moot point,

So screw Chemical X! I'm opening a can of Whoopass in this joint!

You don't scare me one bit with that undie–gun you're packing;

If you're a maneater shark, I guess that makes me the Craig McKraken!

You clearly think you're a sex goddess, but let me ask you this:

Have you ever literally killed a boy with a single kiss?

You'll impale yourself on anything remotely resembling a wang;

I bet you'd even have a gang–bang with the Gangreen Gang!

Compared to you, even Sedusa looks like a freaking nun.

I wouldn't be shocked to learn you even ate a piece of poop once!

Go to Hell, you whore, and suck Dick Hardly's hard dick.

I'm a commander and leader, while you're dumb as a Brick!


UnshittyEdit

Verse 1:Edit

Head right back to your hellhole turf and find some shitty ghost to bust.

There's no way I can sugar-coat your fast-impending verbal smacking;

When our rhymes release, they'll pull you under like a Craig McKraken!

Plus, that undie gun you're packing doesn't frighten me one tittle;

In contrast to Mayor's snack troubles, you're sincerely in a pickle.

Calling you rank harlots "angels" is an insult to the Bible.

Powerpuff Girls Rule!

And See Through all our second set of wack Jap' doubles' trickery!

Verse 2:Edit

Captain Underpants should shut her fatherfucking mouth and listen:

When's the last time that you literally killed a boy with kissing?

Next to this whore, Sedusa's prudish!

Bitch, you couldn't be more a piece of meat if Fuzzy Lumpkins shot you!

You aped off the Grinch's schtick and had the balls to ruin Christmas!

Hello? It's for you:

We'll be right back in action next year!

Verse 3:Edit

Bedtime's drawing ever-closer, so let's wrap up with these nasty hacks

We're C.N.'s most enduring stars!

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